Baby and the Great Parking Ticket Caper
Kevin shared this with us . . . a particularly realistic situation encountered by one of his students, who wrote about it as follows:
Getting out of a parking ticket can be a long and frustrating process. But if you bring your RealCare® Baby to traffic court with you, you’ll do just fine. I can tell you from firsthand experience that my $50 parking ticket was dismissed in court due to my Baby’s presence.
The first and most important step to this is to overcome the pure and utter embarrassment when entering a full courtroom with your Baby and carrier in one hand and your parking ticket in the other. You must walk in with confidence and find a seat. Sitting in the front is the way to go. You want absolutely everyone in the room to see you, a 17-year-old, taking care of this child while trying to fight a parking ticket.
Another important step is to calmly answer all of the curious questions from onlookers—especially bailiffs (they are the eyes and ears of the place; they will ensure that you and your Baby’s news is spread throughout the courtroom). You will eventually be called to plead guilty or not guilty to the judge; this may take some time. It is almost guaranteed that your child will make frequent noises throughout the waiting period. When it does, be sure to smile and gracefully care for your RealCare® Baby while waiting for your name to be called.
When you are ultimately called upon, it is all right to leave your child in the arms of a friend or relative who has accompanied you to traffic court. When facing the judge, you make your plea of not guilty or guilty and then choose whether you would like a trial or a conference. I personally stated “not guilty” with a conference.
After your plea, you are sent to another individual to deal with your case, most likely the district attorney. You will be asked to wait for your name to be called again. What this experience has taught me is that the district attorney is usually a big softie, especially for RealCare® Babies. While waiting to be called upon, repeat prior steps by tending to your Baby and answering all onlookers’ questions and concerns with a smile.
When you hear your named called, politely state that it is you they are calling to and don’t forget to bring your RealCare® Baby with you when going to see him or her. At this point, upon seeing you, the district attorney will say something along the lines of, “I have already subliminally dismissed you, you are free to go and make sure to take care of that baby.”
At this, you smile appreciatively and thank him or her profusely. You are now free of the ticket and are free to go. With the time and money you saved, you may now go somewhere baby-friendly to treat yourself and your RealCare® Baby.
- submitted by Kevin Mann
Shoreham Wading River High School
Shoreham, New York
EDITORS NOTE: We do not condone using RealCare® Baby to sway a court’s decision on legal matters but we sure find this entertaining. The enterprising student who wrote this gets high marks for creativity (and charm in the courtroom). |